So, this past week a few co-workers and I took the
Myers-Briggs Type Indicator and had a three-hour-long workshop with someone from the career center to talk about different work styles and communication patterns and whatnot. Team-building kind of stuff. My results came back INFP which is basically the wussiest, most emotional, and impractical personality type possible. They have a nicer way of putting it: I’m an idealist.
Let me break it down for you. The I stands for Introverted: focused on an inner world of ideas and impressions. I was off the charts on that one, by the way. The N stand for Intuitive as opposed to Sensing. Sensing people look at the actual world around them to draw conclusions. Intuitive people, you know… intuit things. The F stands for Feeling instead of Thinking, and by now I’m just feeling really mortified that this career counselor has exposed me as the weepy sentimental idiot that I am. And finally, the P stands for Perceiving as opposed to Judging. In short: I am the most irrational person on the face of the earth. My feelings, whims, intuitions, and indecisiveness outweigh deadlines, facts, reason and law. (This is not news to Tim, unfortunately, who values logic and reason over all else. Arguing with me is like trying to reason with a child. A drunk child. A mean, drunk child who really, really wants their very own pet unicorn.)
I got a three-page photocopy detailing my INFP disorder and I was really hoping that I would find some glaring non-truth within it. Something that I could point to and say “Ah-ha! I’m not an INFP because it says here that INFPs eat with their feet! I don’t do that! I am logical! I am practical and reasonable and rational!” No such luck. Instead I found a frighteningly accurate portrait of myself. Some parts even made me wonder if they had been in my house: hiding when the doorbell rings? How did they know that?! (jk. I only hide when the phone and the doorbell ring at the same time.)
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